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Top 10 Hopes for 2011

Well,we all are in preparations to welcome the new year (edit:You all are,I’m not..).Anyways,here are my top 10 hopes for 2011(Felt like doing this cos I read the newspaper just now) Top Five: The World to realise what is going on I pretty much think this is impossible…But who knows…^^ Easier find for AUTHENTIC Malay food We’ve all seen Japanese sushi,Chinese dumplings,Indian...

Dec 29th

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Nabsy: Then they charged him RM**
Taqi: WAT?Crazy seyh
Nabsy: Think bcos they know he is S'porean
Taqi: Why do M'sians always charge us ++?We go M'sia by illegal manga-They go S'pore they buy branded items!Who's the rich one here?

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Dec 28th

From 'Machine Gun Talk'

 *Truuuut*
Seme: *Picks up*Hello?Madoka?
Madoka: I just wanted to hear your voice....
Seme: Yeah..Me too....
 -2 hrs later-
Seme: And then this girl in the magazi---
Madoka: I'm going to sleep.Bye
Seme: Eh?!Wait!!

Nov 28th

Kaishah's denial

 *Farts*
Me: Si---
Kaishah: *quickly*Tak!Bukan Kaishah!
Everyone: Orang belum tanya!Nmpk sgt kau!

Nov 28th

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Nov 25th

Walking through MidValley Mall,KL

Chinese Dior Salesguy(D): Hello,would u like to try our sample blah blah
Me: Hah?Minyak wangi apa ni?
Nyai: *Tgk minyak wangi*
(D): Ini minyak wangi dari Dior mor,nk cuba bahu?Kasi tangan nnti saya spray
 *Anuh tangan*
 D guy sprays on sleeve
 *Shocked and tgh Tahan marah
Nyai: Wahh bahu ni nnti laki sumer kejar *cabut
Me: Uh..*smells/.......
D: Alah makcik,jgn mcm gitu maa..*turns to me
    Jadi dik,camne bahu?*Puppy face
Me: .....Uh..o-okok lah*Avoids looking at his face

Nov 23rd

Ibu: Siapa dpt number one?
Me: Kawan Iman
Ibu: Yalah,mestilah kawan kau-Tkkan cikgu kau pulak kan
Me*Dlm hati*: Kalau bilang pun bukan yg kenal

Nov 17th

Me: Ibu,I got number three.Tp 71% or so,tkde lah bagus sgt since its in a normal class
Ibu: Oh wow!Kencang seyh!
Me: ...........Tkde lah kencang sgt
Ibu: Eh,kencang pe *Scold scold scold
Me: Iman kata bukan yg kencang sgt tu je
Abah: Oklah,asl kau tk dpt number 1?
 Ibu slaps abah at his shoulder
 *sudden silence*

Nov 17th

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Nov 12th

 *Translated to my knowledge
Gian: What?Why do I have to be the boss?
Giul: That's because I can't be the boss and you're the boss *_* HOT!! 
Ivan: Not Like I wanted you to be the boss but..Hmph!*kyaaah!!HOT!!XD*

Nov 12th

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Ryan LOLS:I dun even know your name,but I know your mother’s name-DESTINY

Nov 11th

Playing lucky doggy again…Ah…..Have to start all over…Nvm..I’ll skip..I wanna do it with Ivan!>D

Nov 11th